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[ArmenianForever]

Here are 10 rejection lines given by women (and what they actually mean), So girls if you know any more add it here and guys we are waiting for you to give your lines too( based on real experiences and otherwise..) What was the worst lie you told oposite sex in order to save friendship or simply to be polite and what did you REALLY mean?

I think of you as a brother.

(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

There's a slight difference in our ages.

(You are one Jurassic geezer.)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

My life is too complicated right now.

(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

I've got a boyfriend.

(Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

I don't date men where I work.

(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

It's not you, it's me.

(It's not me, it's you.)

I'm concentrating on my career.

(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

I'm celibate.

(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

Let's be friends.

(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)

[ArmenianForever]

Here are 10 rejection lines given by men (and what they actually mean)

I think of you as a sister.

(You're ugly!)

There's a slight difference in our ages.

(You're ugly!)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

(You're ugly!)

My life is too complicated right now.

(You're ugly!)

I don't date women where I work.

(You're ugly!)

It's not you, it's me.

(You're ugly!)

I'm concentrating on my career.

(You're ugly!)

I'm celibate.

(You're ugly!)

Let's be friends.

(You're ugly!)

I've got a girlfriend.

(You're very ugly!)

[HaMoViiikbalA]

so armen u want some advices ?

ugly girl: keep ur hands off of me looool jk jana

u know what i think about all this

[ArmenianForever]

i like ugly girls like u hehe

[CKATCOHHE]

so, if the guy tells you - I have a girlfriend - that means - you ugly?

Not always, but sometimes....

That is a best line....works perfect!

[ArmenianForever]

so, if the guy tells you - I have a girlfriend - that means - you ugly?

Not always, but sometimes....

That is a best line....works perfect!

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