:) xndirner....

[Ani]

yes ban chem grum..uxaki porcem PAST anem...bayc erb kardaci es amen@.. toest cicaxic..... :lol:

xndir lucnenq?

MATH xndirner

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1990 tvakani statistikayi hamadzayn Hayastanum aprum er 3 million mard. 1999 tvakani statistikayi hamadzayn Hayastanum arden mnatsel e 1,5 million mard. Harts: Qani metr e zbaghatsnum Amerikyan despanatan herte, ete i nkati unenank, vor despanatune orekan endunum e 100 hogi, vorits 80 stanum en tuyltvutyun, isk 10 hogi heratsvum en hertits kriv u tur-u-dmpots anelu patcharov?

According to the population census there were 3 mln people residing in Armenia in 1990. According to the 1999 census, only 1.5 mln people were left. Question: What is the length of a line leading to the US Embassy if the embassy is capable of admitting 100 people daily, out of which 80 get a permission, and 10 people get kicked out because of a fist-fight? (de tenum eq eli, hamov chi targmanutyune, che?)

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Yerevani mijnakarg dprotsneri avartogh tghaneri qanake 1988 tvakanin kazmum er 5 hazar hogi. Ayd 5000 tghanerits amen 20-rde gerazantsik er, amen 10-rd ppzogh uroghnerits, isk mnatsatsnere - kam ache kashats lokher kam el ankap tarats demqer. Harts: Qani hogi en ankap tarats demqere, ete bolor ppzogh uroghnere 2000 tvakanin darnalu en ministrner, isk ache kashats lokhere meknelu en artasahman?

In the year of 1988 there were 5 thousand male high school graduates in Yerevan. Out of those 5,000 graduates each 20th was an A+ student, each 10th was a drugee dumbass, and the rest were either sissies (aje kashats lokher el vonts asem angleren?) or buttheads (ba ankap tarats demqer vonts asem?)... Question: How many buttheads graduated from schools in 1988 if in the year 2000 all the drugees would become governmental workers and the sissies would move abroad?

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Mardush totai Hollywoodi flower shopum (de tsaghikneri xanut eli) karmir vardere vacharvum en 2.50 mek hati hamar. Isk tikin Geghanush Varazdatovna-i flower shopum ayn vacharvum e 2.45 gnov. 5 amis bard hashvarknerits ev marketing strategianer mshakeluts heto verjapes Mardush totan ijatsrets ira gine 2.40 mek vardi hamar. Dran i patasxan tikin Geghanushe mshakets aveli lav marketing strategia ev tur u dmpotsov ekav tikin Mardushi tun. Harts 1: Qani angam e tikin Geghanushe goratsel "to ay apushi meke, ed qani glxani es darel?", ete irants amusinner Vachon u Xchon karch nardi ein xaghum amboxj ereko? Harts 2: Inch arzhi 12 vardits baxkatsats tsaxkepunje Mardush totai mot, ete ayd tur u dmpotsits heto na mshakets "buy one, get one 1/2 off" marketing strategian?

Aunt Mardush sells one rose in her Hollywood flower shop for 2.50. At the same time Mrs.Geghanush Varazdatovna sells one flower in her own flower shop for 2.45. After 5 months of complicated calculations and analysis, aunt Mardush came up with a new price of 2.40 per one rose. In response to that Mrs.geghanush adopted her own marketing strategy and next evening came to Mardush's house for a fist-fight. Question 1: how many time did Mrs.Geghanush scream "How many heads do you think you have?" if their both husbands were playing nardi throughout all that time? Question 2: What is the final price of 12 roses in Mardush's store if after this whole ordeal she adopted a new marketing strategy "Buy one, get oen for 1/2 off"?

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Hayots Hamazgayin Banake uni 6 hazar zorakochin partakanner. Ashnanayin zorakochayin havakits araj Spandaryan shrjani voenkomatin hajoghatsel e havakel 20 hogi, Norki Massivi voenkomatin - 15 hogi, isk myus voenkomatnere der chen el sksel havake. Harts: Qani zorakochi partakanner en tvyal pahin taqnvum podvalnerum, ete hashvi arnel, vor Yerevanum endamene goyutyun uni 2 hazar podval? (mnatsats podvalnere kazino en)

Armenian national Army has 6,000 recruits to fulfill the army needs. After their fall recruiting season the district of Spandaryan managed to collect only 20 recruits, while Nork district got 15, and the rest haven't even started. Question: How many potential young recruits are hiding in basements of their homes if yerevan has 2,000 basements in total? (the rest have been converted into casinos)

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Hollywoodi Ripon katarel e verjin tarva mej 2 plastic operatsia, miarzhamanak stipelov ir boyfriend amerikatsi Jason-in mutsel amboxj gumare. Harts: Inchkan pogh e mutsel amerikatsi Jasone, ete Ripo-i anune official darel e "Rip-off"?

Ripo from Hollywood made 2 plastic surgeries within the last year, forcing her American boyfriend Michael to pay for the expenses. Question: How much did Jason pay if the nickname of Ripo has changed to "Rip-off"?

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Hatsi xanuti herti mej kangnats ein 46 hogi. Zhame 9:45 erku kuchi lakot mtan xanut arants herti. Harts: qani zham petk e kangni amboxj herte, ete kuchi lakotnere haytnvum en yurakanchur 10 ropen mek ev misht mtnum en arants herti?

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Koxki shenki lachar Naton mer ropeyva mej hascnum e goral 16 qfur. Ayd qfurneri kese patkanum e "antikvar qfurneri" sharkin. Harts: Qani zham petk e antsni, vorpeszi lachar Naton ira xzhotse ktri, ete aravotanits mer koxki shenkits lsvel e 256 antikvar qfur? Harts 2: Qani zham petk e antsni, vor Natoi mard Borise gora "Axchi, dzend ktri, steghs es hasel!"?

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Mer padyezdum goyutyun uni 4 hat tarber faz. 1994 tvakanin verevi harevan Avon poxets ir faze 17 angam, nerkevi harevan Zhirike 23 angam, isk koxki harevan varpet Sasune uni leviy luys ev padyezdi fazeri vra tqats uni. 1996 tvakanin mer padyezdum dretsin hosanki hashvichner, ev bolor harevannere sksetsin orenki sahmannerum hosank goghanal. Harts: Qani angam e paxel mer padyezdi faze, ete nerkevi harevan Zhirike arden lriv fazere gtsela?

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Kyazh Gagoi Mercedesi hetevi nstarani vra teghavorvum en 3 hat kakal nanar. Kazinoi shef Davitiki Audii hetevi nstarani vra teghavorvum en payti-traqi 2 hat nanar, en el nihar-nihar. Harts: Qani angam piti Davitike Gagoits partkov vekali merce, ete Hayastanum kan 12450 nihar-nihar nanar? Harts 2: Qani amis heto Davitike piti joki, vor iran el Merc petk kga? Harts 3: Isk ete Davitike voroshi pritsep arni dra teghe?

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Yerevan-Sevan trassi vra ka 14 hat GAI punkt. Yurakanchyur punkti mej nstats e 3 vostikan. Norapsak eritasardneri entanike sharzhvum e Yerevanits Sevani Geghama motele meghramis antskatsnelu. Harts: Qani dollar piti tugank mutsen nor psakvats eritasardnere, ete hashvi arnenk, vor vostikanneri kese aravotvanits ban chen kerel, isk avtoyi bagazhniki mej ka mi qani ktor xozi xorovats?

by SIMON SIMONYAN > www.razbirat.com :lol:

[Ani]

FIZIKAKAN XNDIRNER

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Amerikahye Shand Dickranian-in Yerevani poghotsum motetsan 4 xuligan. "Inch guzes gor?" hartsin xuligannere patasxanetsin "dollar guzink, dollar" ev sksetsin hrele. Arajin xuligane Shand Dickranian-in hrets 25 Newton havasar uzhov. Erkrord xuligane hrets 35 Newton havasar uzhov ev 45 Newton uzhov aynuhetev silets mrtin. Harts: Inchi e havasar Shand Dickranian-i marmni zangvatse, ete yurakanchyur harvatsic na trnum er 12,5 metr sharavighov? Harts: Qani dollar e gtnvum Shandi grpanum pataharits araj ev heto?

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Dektemberi 20-in naxkin Chkalovi dprosti shrjanavartner Shvon u Samon sksetsin dznagndiknerov gruzoviknerin grsel. Harts: Inch aragutyamb e vazum Shvon, ete amen 5rd gruzoviki varorde gorum e "TO ari stegh ayl lakot"? Harts: Inch aragutyamb e vazum Samon, ete na aprum e koxki kuchum?

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Mi ksherki vra nstats en 4 puzatiy mafioz. Harts: Qani sovats hye kaghakatsi petk e teghadrel myus ksherki vra, vorpeszi ksherki amannere linen havasar qashi?

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Yerevani xare kanachi shukayi entropiayi arzheke havasar e 100-i. Erb shukayi mej mtan nalogoviy otdeli (harkayin tesshutyan) ashxatoghnere, entropian bardzratsav 2 angam. Harts: Inchkan dram kshatana nalogoviy otdeli ashxatoghneri mot shukayits durs galuts heto?

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Harust barskahye bzhishk Raffi Boniemyane voroshets amusnanal hayastantsi Retushi het. Harts: Inchkanov shatatsav Retushi qashe nshandruykits heto, ete matanu qashe kazmum e 14 gram?

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Dprotsakan Mkon vazum er 10 km/zham aragutyamb, erb dasarani gogh Noron iran podnozhka tvets. Harts: Inch aragutyamb e trnum odov dprotsakan Mkon, ete 5 metr heravorutyan vra gtnvum e betoni pat?

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Ministr Xostikyani patuhanits kaxvats e ir knoj sirekane. Harts: Inch tesaki fizikakan uzh e azdum sirekani vra, ev inchi e ayd uzhe havasar?

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Psakveluts heto Avo-i mot sksvetsin vat erazner. Amen erazi mej na sharunak xexdum er ir zokanchin. Harts: Inch uzh e gortsadrum Avon amen gisher erazi mej zokanchin xexdelis, ete zokanche naev uni sur eghungner u hast viz? Harts: Inchi e havasar zokanchi dimadrutyan uzhe, ete amen aravot Avon zartnum e goralov?

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Amerikayi mayrakaghak Glendali poghotsov sharzhvum e sev Mercedes, vori mej nstats en 2 harbats hye. Nuyn pahin poghotsi mejteghe kangnats e sev tghamard. Harts: Qani vayrkean e petk, vorpeszi sev mercedese xpi sev tghamardun, ete hye tgherki kayfe milliona?

[Ani]

BIBLE :lol: :lol: :lol:

The world according to RAZBIRAT

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Then God created light and dark and firmament amidst the waters and dry land

On the next day God created vegetations and fish in the sea and animals on land

On the fifth day God created man after his likeness

On the sixth day God created Armenians

And on the seventh day hayere lriv hame hanetsin

New Testament by Markush, Mattush, Luko and Hovo

Blessed are rabizner for theirs is the kingdom of Razbirat

Blessed are uglavikner for they shall inherit saliva on street corners

Blessed are army dembels for they shall be handed "uvalnitelniy tuxt"

Blessed are those who persecute for no righteousness for "nobody really gives a damn about righteousness"

Blessed are police for truth is always theirs

Blessed are voenniy politia for they may walk door to door (including podvalner)

Blessed are gogher and goghakanner for the testament "thou shalt not steal" is no longer true

Blessed are plankyash uroghner for they see the other worlds beyond our comprehension

Blessed are alkash xmoghner for they are able to see what they ate 2 hours ago

Blessed are ankap tuftek for they are "mi ahavor ankap and tuftek"

Blessed are tanogh beroghner for they have an option between tanel and berel

Blessed are governmental officers for they can pronounce "hanrapetutyan ekonomikan ankayun e" without looking on papers

Blessed are you when people call you "ara chmo hla ari".. Why? Esim, blessed es eli

Moses' commandments

Thou shalt not murder - Ankap teghum piskele en chi

You shall not commit adultery - aziz ur uzum es inch uzum es ara, menk qo mejkin enk

You shall not steal - gogh linele prestizh bana.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me - Menak mi quchi goghakanin priznat ara

Remember the sabbath day - Shabat ore laaaav ora. Proshyani grill utelu orna.

[Ani]

Written by: komitasi Pze

Hamazasp-. Barilus Razmik jan, vontses @nker?

Razmik-. Barlus Hamo jan, im hamov axper; lavem aper, du lav @lnes.

Inshka Ham jan?

H. Ape, amarayin strizhka u seqsualny knizhka.

R. To lave e, humorov malchishka.

H. Ho ban-man chi @le Raz, inshvor ashqis ala-bula es erevum?

R. Ara de gides,ereg irgun tgheqov eli buxavat @lanq.

H. Axper et ashkit tak xiya kaptats chem uzum hartsnum, tsavt tanem.

Baits, es hima inch vrodzi dobry paxmel es ha?

R. To che-ha ay axper, aravot tataraxi zartna,

mekel jogi vor chuzhoy paxmel dvizheniner em uzum anem,

asi helnem dalani mot mihat x@dr gtnem asem 'p@pzi vrovt trnem ara'.

H. Ba Raz jan, tgheq@ asin ivshvor ereg utush-x@mushneri mech eyk aper?

R. Ara ha aper, ereg skzbits Ponchents tunneynq,

heto el irigva yan pokvanq Hovoyi banaki qefin.

H. Et Ponchents yan xi eyk zaxod are vor?

R. Ape ba Ponchi tatu yotn u qarsunqner;

voroshel eyn nuyn or@ anein, vortev esorva-orov et gides inshkan tsaxsa.

Ape es martik nents seghan ein qtse,

tatun ov gider-chgider sagh dzqve ekel ein oghormatas xmelu.

Vontsor muftichineri asotsiatsiayi zhoghov @lner aper.

H. Isk Ponch@ vontsa aper, incha anum, ashxtuma?

R. Aper, tranq @ntaniqov obshi darmayed en, namaki gordzi vrayen.

H. Ch@jogi et karogha poshtum en ashxtum?

R. To che ara, inshvor puzaty axpar barekamner unen fransiayum,

srants nents strashny namakner en ghrkum,es miamit axparikner nel

pogh@ manrits kachat en anum Hayastan, vor irants xextch-u-krak

barekamutyun@ sovits ch@kotorvi. Ponch@ asuma nents en @steyi iravitchak@

nerkayatsre, vrodzi nents drutyun@ ste mitetev

Chechnyaits lava baits miqichel Somaliyits vata.

H. Ape,lava, basharum en anum en; lish by yes Moskvayi

horoxpors veshniyov kut em tali vor pogh gh@rki,

mutit em anum vrodzi Erevanum gordz gtnel@ vapshe dzev chi.

Ara ba axper, xi nisya etam erkuharur dolary hamar

garazhum akumlyatory jur poxem kam el aptovy shukayum daxli hetev@ bun dnem.

Aper vor tch@shtov xosanq, tents zapadlo gordzer@ im hamar apaga chen.

Yes lutshe nstem taxtin spasem baxtin,

kantste urish prashlyakneri nman mi erku kopeki hamar anuns qtsem.

R. Ham jan, vapshe xelkin motik baneres asum;

orinak Kyazhi dvayur@dny axper@, Losht@, hazar dolar

sran qtsela u michev himaye tulen tratsa. Ara, mtatsumem

ba tents idyot ban kanen, hazar dolari hamar ba axport

k@qtses. Ara gon@ mi tas hazar dolar @lner asey ha,

te che tents melki u dzishovy ban anoghnerin pti

ugharkes sagh kyank m@litsa ashxaten, hors arev ara.

H. Raz jan, tentsa aper, dar@ poxvela. Vontsor Tatulna

yerqum " darnatsela, horatsela, pchatsela ays ashxar@".

Ape tghen gidi incha asum, kyanqi dprots@ gerazantsik avartela.

Yes qez asem ape, geleri ashxara, du vor urishnerin

chutes, qez nents kul ktan, mersi el chen asi.

Ape, duzn asem, indz pogh@ menak chitaqatsnum,

yes naturi shat kortsnelu ban chunem,hents mi hat

perevarot eghav, xoski yete es gharabaghtsik mez

sksen arten shemushki ugharkel, u nents palitichesky

samasud sk@si, vor dort-u-besh dvizheniner sk@sen,

kmtnem hents et dvizhenineri amena tapovi kip meshtegh@

u vontsor Mesrop Mashtotsi ucheniknerits mek@ usel er

"payqar,payqar minchev verch"; khasnem im uzats pashtonin

u davay en sagh abizhniknerin vor hima indz

xangarum en kdnem u amen dzev kchoqtsnem.

R. Ara, Ham jan, yete tentsa asa het@t tsentr atnasheniner pahenq.

Ape nents askovt @ngela vor obshi mer zhoghovurt@

mitesaka dare. Sagh inshvor soghun tperen dare,

chen kisvum irar het, sagh inshvor bisnesnerits en

xosum, irar tak cherezchur shat en qandum;

arach gideynq vor hayer@ metsam@tutiamb ashxarum

arachi teghn eyn gravum, ape hima arten razgavorner ka

vor naxandzutyunovel karanq voski medal shahenq; ara axper martik arten

zorov en irar bari axorzhak asum. Aper, baits

ch@morananq vor menq liq@ dzhvarutyun tesats azgenq,

Santa Barbaran michev verch ch@nayats azgenq, momi lusi tak

blot xaghtsats azgenq, kranti jrov xali lvatsats azgenq,

tranvi hetev@ vaxtin kaxvats azgenq, vopshem mist irar

dzer@-dzeri brnats u irar katsov xpelov arach gnatsogh azgenq.

Ham jan, yes qez mi ban el asem,himikva hayer@

vapshe qti tsak chunen, vonts qamin qshuma

tents el etum en. 'Unisyonniye Vetrom' zhoghovurt

manrits kdarnanq ete sents bespridel sharunakvi.

Aper qo arev, namusn u tasib@ aneresutian u azatam@tutian

het rakirovka enq arel. Ape mnuma menak pabirozi

u araghi ginnel tangana, vor lichno yes amendzev zzvem,

tqem ameninchi vra, grvem zhamanakavor abizhnikneri miyutyun

u tixarya pl@stam Los.

H. Ara lav e Raz jan, mi urax ban patmi aper.

Asum es, et qarsunqits heto t@rar Hovoyi banaki qefin

u plotni @nde lrvar, ha?

R. Aper et qefin lurj pis harpa, tents yerevi mi erku

shapat chey harpe. Aper, vopshem lsi, Hovoyi banaki qefner ape;

tnetsik mi vaxt pogh ein t@ke vor gzhi tuxt haneyn,

vor mer lav axpor@ banak chtaneyn; vobshem nentseyn

dasavore, et tuxt@ tcharel ein. Aper qef-uraxutyun,

amenich tsentrer, prost@ verchum qaqi ham@ helav.

H. Ape yes Hovoyin lav gidem, mivaxt irar het veshni

bisedkum lrvats shemushka eynq ch@rtum, @stits-@ndits

eynq xosum, vopshem quchi sxodken pahum eynq vor

vdrug ishvor xpotsi @lner, qtseynq pyati,

vraz zinveynq, tgheqin havqeynq u pokveynq bazari.

R. Ape, el-du-sus jahelutyun ek unetse eli.

Axper, Hovon iskakanits vyshi tghaya. Qez parz asem

vor tchisht hasknas: Hovon ape kyanqi imast@ jogats,

urishi mashna ch@lvatsats, karmir guyni naski ch@haqats,

u mi voti vra ch@ppzats tghaya. Ape, mi anqam Hovoyis

het mi tetev irar haqanq. Vopsem inshvor koxki taghi gyadeqi het

kash er eghe, tenam Hovon apal-tapal galisa hayat.

Ekav mot@s asuma ba 'axper duret tu pti etam im maqrutian

hamar katelniyi hayat@ Chaxkalints vra krakem'.

Ara asi 'miat hangstatsi, hangarts mantrazh ch@ngnes,

gidem varvatses, hesa za adno Hakopikents havqenq

etanq trants tsakenq arunner@ xmenq'. Esi ba 'che Raz jan,

yes trants menakov pti k@ztsnem, axpor pes duren tu etam,

te che gnum em Sashikents tun jaghats@ kam gaz@vin

vekalem etam'. Yes el asi, 'ara lav inches cham@rve,

mi erku rope spasi hesa ketanq'. Es dod glox@

ch@lsets indz u pokvav Sashikents yan. Yes el mughamov

asi, 'de raz vor du Razin ches lsum, gna u raz-i-navsigda

hishi vor yete razmakanatip razbirat @lni Raz@ et razborkin chi xarnvi'.

H. Ara, baits, Hovoyi her@, Gago dzian, tsentr demqa.

Yes el kez nents asem vor chotki hask@nas:

ape inq@ xash@ dzerov utogh, urishnerits sigaret ch@krakogh,

quchi razbiratneri verchum qyast@mi svarka anogh,

figurni katani kyanqum ch@nayats, vobshem tchisht@ sxalits

jogogh marta. Gides che hamel lav graget tipa, nardu

zareri qtselu vra kandzidatskiya pashpane.

Baits Raz jan, heto chasir e et gzhi

tuxt hanely pogh@ irants vorduts.

R. Aper, inshqan yes em lse, asumen Hovoyi en Losi qerina

ugharke; en kris qerin e vor Hovon veshniyov q@frtumer.

Xoxmen ena vor, yete et vanetsi qerin pogh@ ch@ghrker,

'tenkyu', to akanj@ kanchi, arandz gzhi t@xti mer

yexpayr Hovanes@ banakits cher kara abxadit @ler.

Ara ba lsi verchatsnem et banaki qefi patmutyun@.

Hors arev, qef@ vonts sksanq hishumem, baits vonts

verchatsrinq menak mer harevan Ofik totan giti.

Aper, duzn asem, sagh qef@ toshni pripaminat chem

anum, baits hishumem vor polni xod qefi mech eynq.

Hishum em vor pad kanets sagh kenatsner@ xmanq,

mnumer manak Aram Asatriani u Selen Dzioni kenats@

x@meynq. Tamaden el ashxar tesats marter, nents ashki

takov nayum er vor 'nidaybog' mek@ sachkavat aner,

srazu zhe hanum, zholty kart@chkayer tsuts tali.

Ape urem@, moment hela balkon vor mi qich tqem-mqem,

mekel tenam mihat puzaty 'mokry asfalt' beemveyov

takits antsnuma. Ara j@ghaynatsa,m@tkums asi 'es furazhki baxt@

vonts berets; hima vor @ste @lner et gyozal mashnen

vrits kqtsey iran el balkonits kqtsey'. Aper dux@s milioner,

karay helney hraparak u en fantanneri moti sagh

ankap frfratsogh parsiknerin parskeren mer qrfey.

Aper ba heto qefi vaxt, miat nents matghash kakatch tesa,

koxknel miat ch@mo yabaxti k@p@rchkvum er. Motikatsa, es

harifin asi, 'ay shipiznyak du @ste heriq chi

titiritner anes'. Esi asuma, 'kneres aper baits inq@

im qurna'. De gides qefs milyona, qtsi-brni mtatsi es

baradin hastat mutilovkeqa anum. Fratsi asi,

'varyant ch@ka bes, ete qur@ta xi qo rozh@ indz tents

chi dzum?' Tenam es xot@ hush @lav paxav, gnalutsel

inshvor asats ste eghi hesa k@gam. Yes el et vaxt

fratsi es sirun dzaqin asi, 'barev karmir arev-kanach terev, yes Razn em.

Yete uzum es qez adnaRazovi serov bavararem?'.

Es d@mbon ch@jogets yerevi im karalevsky padxod@,

karmrav-kaptav, asets 'Vyaxk, lkti',u trav motits@s.

Yes el hetevits goratsi 'Lkti, u mi ban el avel!

Karogha tegh@ ch@berir ay axchi, hl@ nayi ho

vret pitno chimnats'. Et momentel, mek@ koxkits

nizashto bzets ashqis. Yes el gides lav harpatsey,

zenqs vraz sh@prti polin u vra tvi vor sran qtsem

qatsu tak. Goratsi 'toghek ara! toghek pti xpem!'

Es kazyolnerne ch@jogelov es kyanqits qashvan mi yan

vor indz tegh tan xpelu. @te mi hat el udar tchakatis

kera, p@rva getnin u el ban chem hishum. Ba Ham jan,

tentsel es aravot manto zartna u pis varvats asi pti

helnem astanofka u achudzax saghin krysakan k@pnem.

H. Ha Raz jan, tents mazalu baner ape................

Kudos to 'Komitasi Pze'. Good job!.......

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[Ani]

MAFIA

We are the Armenian mafia. No other mafia in the world extends such a broad range of services. We shall help you with your everyday needs whether it's killing your high school teacher or poisoning your annoying neighbor's wife.

Our diverse and versatile services include doing dirty job (like disposing of a dead body) as well as elegant retro-style business (like faking suicide notes for your enemies). With our profound knowledge and deep understanding of the mafia roots from all over the planet, we will cater to your specific needs.

Rely on our full 24-hours customer service to perform your killing/hurting/warning procedures around the clock. And don't forget to use our special discount package: kill five, slaughter one for free. Call us at 1-800-XPEM-MERNES-ARA Below is the menu of some of our authentic mafia services.

Menq haykakan mafian enk. Urish voch mi mafia amboxj ashxarum chi matutsum nmanatip spasarkum. Ete dzez petk e spanel dprotsi dasatunerin kam tunavorel dzer tarax harevani knoje, apa menk karogh enk ognel dzez ayd arorya hogserov.

Mer layn spasarkume endgrkum e manr munr gorcer (orinak, azatvel piskvats diakic) ev elegant retro biznes (orinak, kextsel inknaspanutyan namak dzer tshnamu hamar). Mer chisht gaghaparnere ev xore haskatsoghutyune ays mafioz ashxari adatneri kapahovi bardzrorak gorc, isk mer 24-zhamanoc heraxosayin spasarkume kogni dzez katarel chisht entrutyune.

Menq kgndakaharenq ashxari tsankatsac masum (de amen tegh el hayer kan eli), amena bardzr vorakov, amena chnchin gumarov.. Dzer hogsere vstahetseq mer vra!!! Zangahareq mez 1-800-XPEM-MERNES-ARA hamarov. Mer gnatsutsake nshvats e nerkeve

[Ani]

mi qich cicaxenq chka chka!

GNER..PRICES

Spasarkman metodner (Methods we use in our service)

Taporel (to axe)

Taporel iz-za ugla kam el vnezapni (to axe without a warning)

Gluxe pokel (to blow the head off)

Gluxe batsel (to crack the head open)

Ankap Piskel (just slay meaninglessly)

Xore imastov piskel (slay with a deep meaning)

Ni za chto ni pro chto piskel (slay for nothing)

Trolleybusi shtangi vra kaxel (hang on a trolley... *shtanganer*)

Papakh marshrutki tak gtsel (drive over with a mini-bus)

Namyok tal, vor ete lav chpahi, apa gluxe ktrelu en

Italakan dzev: tarm dzuk ugharkel (vorpes zgushatsum), heto gluxe ktrel

Hndkakan dzev: tarm lamb curry ugharkel, heto gluxe ktrel

Haykakan dzev: tarm Jermuk ugharkel (za kayf), bayts miangamits gluxe ktrel (arants zgushatsnelu)

Chicago dzev: votere betoni mej, berane izolentov patatel u tents gluxe pokel

Amena dazhan dzev: ugharkel zokanchi mot (The most ferocious method: send to mother-in-law)

Spasarkman gortsikner (We proudly use the following tools in our work)

Topor, domkrat, chaguchi kot, dubinka, danak-manak, changyal, hartuk - at no extra charge

Sur tserov koshikner (Masis gorcaran kam Egvard) - add the cost of the shoes plus tax

pistalet, paytutsik nyuter - add $25

elektrakan ator - add the cost of electricity per Watt plus elektrik Rubo dzadza's hourly salary

mercedesi krishka, nivi pakrishka - gumar: xosalu vraya

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Anul, gooooorts a

[Ani]

Victim type Price

Your Ex-kindergarten teacher (naxkin mankapartezi dasatu) $120

Your Present kindergarten teacher (Nerka mankapartezi dasatu) $140

Neighbor who has BMW 325 (Habrgats harevan, vor uni tap taza BMV) $340

A rich man (Puzatiy demq) $200 per centimeter

Minister, deputy or a thief(Naxarar, patgamavor kam el gogh-avazak) $600

Neighbor's noisy wife (Harevani lachar knik) free

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[Ani]

BESEDKA

Besedka is a place for people who lost contact with each other. Since Armenians is a very unique nation present in almost every country (including Zambezi), it is very common for us to lose contact. So, if you're looking for a friend, relative, or anyone who would not appear on Jerry Springer show, then send this info to Razbirat Besedka and it will be posted in here.

Translation: Sa korats molorats hayeri besedka e. De iharke ete duq mekn u mekin uzum eq gtnel, apa sa dzer teghn e. De hayere shat en sirum Khachatur Aboviani nman gnal u korel. Enpes vor da zarmanali che. Kulturai zoh petk chi gnal, mi amacheq. Greq eli vay!