JazzVaz Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Automobile Acronyms ==================== AUDI >> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence >> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW > > Beautiful Mechanical Wonder > > Big Money Works > > Bought My Wife > > Brutal Money Waster BUICK > > Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLET > > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips > > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE > > Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater > > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT > > Failure in Italian Automotive Technology > > Fix It All the Time > > Fix it again, Tony! > > ######ing Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD > > backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot > > First On Recall Day > > First On Rust and Deterioration > > Fix Or Repair Daily > > Found On Road, Dead > > Fault Of R&D > > Fast Only Rolling Downhill > > Features O.J. and Ron's DNA > > ######ed Over Rebuilt Dodge GM > > General Maintenance GMC > > Garage Man's Companion > > Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA > > Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI > > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... LADA: > >Last Alternative, Drive Alone MAZDA > > Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE > > Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. > > Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PONTIAC > > Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's a Cadillac :lol: SAAB > > Send Another Automobile Back > > Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. > > Slow And Achingly Boring TOYOTA > > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO > > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW > > Virtually Worthless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
*Sashik* Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 BMW Boevaya Mashina Vainakha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samwelino Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Automobile Acronyms ==================== PONTIAC > > Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's a Cadillac :lol: :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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