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AUDI

>> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

>> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

> > Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

> > Big Money Works

> > Bought My Wife

> > Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

> > Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

> > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

> > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

> > Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

> > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

> > Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

> > Fix It All the Time

> > Fix it again, Tony!

> > ######ing Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD

> > backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot

> > First On Recall Day

> > First On Rust and Deterioration

> > Fix Or Repair Daily

> > Found On Road, Dead

> > Fault Of R&D

> > Fast Only Rolling Downhill

> > Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

> > ######ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

GM

> > General Maintenance

GMC

> > Garage Man's Companion

> > Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

> > Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

> > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

LADA:

> >Last Alternative, Drive Alone

MAZDA

> > Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

> > Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late

Every day.

> > Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular

Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC

> > Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's a Cadillac :lol:

SAAB

> > Send Another Automobile Back

> > Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

> > Slow And Achingly Boring

TOYOTA

> > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

> > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

> > Virtually Worthless

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