for those hidious men

[annie*forever*]

tolko chto po mailu poluchila:

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

> > >> > SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face

> > >> like yours.

> > >> > SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face

> > >> like yours.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

> > >> > SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake

> > >> twice.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

> > >> > SHE: I must've been given your share.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

> > >> > SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

> > >> > SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

> > >> > SHE: Okay, get out.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: I think I could make you very happy.

> > >> > SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

> > >> > SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Can I have your name?

> > >> > SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Shall we go see a movie?

> > >> > SHE: I've already seen it.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Where have you been all my life?

> > >> > SHE: Hiding from you.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

> > >> > SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Is this seat empty?

> > >> > SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Your body is like a temple.

> > >> > SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

> > >> > SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

> > >> >

> > >> > HE: Where have you been all my life?

> > >> > SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your

> > >> wildest dreams.

:lol: :lol: :lol: