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V mire ustanovlen million pravil. V istoriyu vxodyat te, kto ix narushaet :rolleyes:

Nechto ne ranit 4eloveka, kak oskolki sobstvenovo shastya

Emu otorvalo vse konechnosti, i on stal beskonechnostyu

T'osha moevo vraga - moy drug!

Emu bilo tolko shetnadcat'. I vso u nevo bilo v peredi: ateroskleroz, gipertoniya, prostatit...

U vsex izvestnix dostoynix lubvi poryadochnix i bogatix mujchin uje est vdovi

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Odin xoroshi anekdot, eto dopolnitelniye 15 minut jizni otnyatiye u rabochevo vremeni...

Dlya Russkovo cheloveka neudacha - eto tolko povod vipit' A udacha - esho i vozmojnost' xorosho zakusit'

Ne mogu proyti mimo bezobraziya. Tak i xocheca prinyat uchastiye :lol: (eto tchno ya)

Ne jdi kogda tebe skajut pravdu - jdu kogda progovoryatca

Spravedlivost', eto kogda na kajduyu tisechu naseleniya prixodica po tisyachi yayic

A ravenstvo - eto kogda na kajdovo cheloveka po odnomu

Kak govoril Iuda, chelovek lish togda chevonibud' stoit, esli evo mojno za shto-nibud' prodat'

Chem rezje odin otdayot svoy suprujeski dolg, tem chashe drugoy vinujden brat' kredit na storone

I krasivi vi nekstati, i umni vi ne v popad

Zastav duraka bogu molica, emu vso ravno , a ti otdokhnosh

Sila est! volya Est! a siliVoli net!

Greshit v cheloveke odna chast' A kayeca sovershenno drugaya

Ya ne gordi- esli dengli ne plivut ko mne v ruki, ya mogu priplit' k nim sam

Otday yogu dushu

Problemi lubyat tavo kto ix umeyet reshat'

Ne boysya Loma, boysya KLIZMU, ispravit migom vsu korizmu

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Секс в презервативе - совмещение неприятного с бесполезным!

Если постоянно вести себя так, как будто ничего не случилось, то никто не заметит даже то, что ты умер.

Правильно брошенный муж обязательно вернется, как бумеранг

Всех денег не заработаешь. Часть придется украсть...

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Glupo stroit' plani na vsiu jizn', ne buduchi gospodinom daje zavtrashnego dnia .....

Vot jizn' cheloveka :

v 20 let - pavlin......

v 30 - lev......

v 40 - verbliud.....

v 50 - zmeia......

v 60 - sobaka.....

v 70 - obez'iana....

v 80 - NICHTO....

Konec jizni pechalen, seredina nikuda ne goditsa, a nachalo smeshno....

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