Anaida Posted April 4, 2003 Report Share Posted April 4, 2003 Perfect Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couplewere driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road,when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, he driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple andSanta Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existedin the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there isno such thing as a perfect man.Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. :bandana: :cool:So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect womanmust have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustratesanother point: women never listen either. You were told to stopscrolling!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armenian_flower Posted April 5, 2003 Report Share Posted April 5, 2003 lol lav er Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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