Emmanuel Posted June 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2003 Многоуважаемый наш БОЦМАН - Emmanuel !!! К Вам есть несколько вопросов! Просвятите нам плз: 1) Сколько боцманов и боцманматов на корабле: 1-го, 2-го, 3-го 4-го ранга? 2) Вы числитесь выше или ниже: мичманов, констапелей, штюрманов, шхиперов? 3) Чем заниматся боцман? За что он несёт ответственность на корабле? За какие работы он отвечает? Пока всё! Mnogauvazhaemaya Rusalka, na voprosy otvechaem! V sledushii raz, takie voprosy, kidaiti mne na mail... U menya ne vsegda poluchica zahadit na etot forum. Сколько боцманов и боцманматов на корабле: 1-го, 2-го, 3-го 4-го ранга? 1) 1st rank: 4 Bocmana na 6 Bocmanmatov 2nd rank: 4 Bocmana na 5 Bocmanmatov 3nd rank: 3 Bocmana na 4 Bocmanmatov last rank: 1 Bocman na 2 Bocmanmatov Na vtoroi rank mozhno vzyat 3 Bocmana, na Treti 2... ya bral MAXimum! Chem bol'she bocmanov na koroble tem leghchi i interesni rabotat... kogda govoryu Bocmanov eto kasaetsya osoba Bocmanmatov. Вы числитесь выше или ниже: мичманов, констапелей, штюрманов, шхиперов? 2)Bocman Chislilsya nizhe. Ne ponimayu otkuda ty noshla eti stara modnye slova Shtyurman & Shkhiper... Davno ih pomenali na Shturman I Skiper! Na sovremenom i grazhdanskom flote, Kapitanu bez Bocmana ne kuda. Bocman eto «pervyi» pomoshnik kapitana! Raznica mezhdu Kapitanam i Bocmanam, v tom chto Kapitan officer. Kak govoryat, nuzhno «preslushevaca». 3)Чем заниматся боцман? (V Budnie dni, chto-li?) Lyubim Buhat', gulyat', tancevat', rusalak kachat'... Tak kak ya ne kogda ne uchilsya na russkom, na etot vopros otvechu tebe in English... Ty zhy u nas veliki chelovek s universiteti, dolzhna ponimat' angliskii (Esli ne poimesh, perevedu na francuskii). За что он несёт ответственность на корабле? За какие работы он отвечает? (On, eli Ya... A mozhet skazhysh VY (Bocmany) ?) -Operate and maintain shipboard equipment associated with cargo handling +intership transfer of personnel and materiel at sea. -Maintain ships' anchor and cable equipment including that used in towing, launch and recovery of ships' boats, and rescue operations -Operate and navigate small crafts, including ships' boats, auxiliary vessels and tenders, in enclosed waters. -Perform tasks associated with ships' rigging, ropework and lifesaving equipment Organize and conduct activities associated with storage, Training and use of small arms, demolitions and ammunition -Organize and conduct activities associated with storage, training and use of small arms, demolitions and ammunition. -Operate a variety of the occupation-associated equipment such as outboard motors and sewing machines (to repair canvas). -Co-ordinate watchkeeping duties at sea and in harbour. -Organize internal security and boarding parties as required. Esli est' eshe voprosy, budu rad otvetit. Tol'ko pishiti na mail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
French Posted June 2, 2003 Report Share Posted June 2, 2003 Ya ne Igor, ya EMMANUEL! Неужели та самая? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artur Posted June 2, 2003 Report Share Posted June 2, 2003 Неужели та самая? :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2003 Неужели та самая? Net! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armenian_flower Posted June 3, 2003 Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 naschet moryakov ne znau...no menia pochemu-to na odnogo ekonomista ochen tyanet..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anaida Posted June 3, 2003 Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 Никода не общалась с моряком, и не мечтала об этом. У меня почему-то впечатление такое, что моряки- люди легкомысленные, а такие мне не по вкусу...Хотя если очень симпотишний, то можно подумать... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobo dzadza Posted June 3, 2003 Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 anekdot: verbujetsja odin na korabl, nu bocman pokazivajet jemu,chto jest na sudne:... - eto-kajutkompanija, eto -kubrik, eto-kambuz,eto-galjun... matros: "a kak naschet zhenshin?bocman: net problem!..vedet jego v otdelnoje pomeshenije, na stene narisovana krasivaja zhenshina, prjamo kak zhivaja, VSJO kak nastojasheje... bocman: probuj ! matros "poproboval" ,- VSE dejstvitelno kak nastojasheje , i sprashivajet: "a "probovat" mozhno kazhdij den?" bocman: da , no krome 2go chisla kazhdogo mesjaca.. matros: pochemu ?bocman: a v etot den,tvoja ochered stojat za stenkoj... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 anekdot: verbujetsja odin na korabl, nu bocman pokazivajet jemu,chto jest na sudne:... - eto-kajutkompanija, eto -kubrik, eto-kambuz,eto-galjun... matros: "a kak naschet zhenshin? bocman: net problem! ..vedet jego v otdelnoje pomeshenije, na stene narisovana krasivaja zhenshina, prjamo kak zhivaja, VSJO kak nastojasheje... bocman: probuj ! matros "poproboval" ,- VSE dejstvitelno kak nastojasheje , i sprashivajet: "a "probovat" mozhno kazhdij den?" bocman: da , no krome 2go chisla kazhdogo mesjaca.. matros: pochemu ? bocman: a v etot den,tvoja ochered stojat za stenkoj... Slyhal ya etot ankdot na francuskom (V etom anekdoty, ne bylo razgovora Bocmane, eto ty postavila chto-by potkolot? :lol: mne, vse ponyatno) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 Никода не общалась с моряком, и не мечтала об этом. У меня почему-то впечатление такое, что моряки- люди легкомысленные, а такие мне не по вкусу... Хотя если очень симпотишний, то можно подумать... «Хотя если очень симпотишний, то можно подумать» Dumat' nekogda, ochered' bolshaya Bystro hapat' nado... O to- chuhnit s drugoi rusalkoi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anaida Posted June 3, 2003 Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 «Хотя если очень симпотишний, то можно подумать» Dumat' nekogda, ochered' bolshaya Bystro hapat' nado... O to- chuhnit s drugoi rusalkoi. Вот именно!!! Не хочу я никого хапать. А в очереди стоять тем более... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 Вот именно!!! Не хочу я никого хапать. А в очереди стоять тем более... Kazhdomu svoe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobo dzadza Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 Slyhal ya etot ankdot na francuskom (V etom anekdoty, ne bylo razgovora Bocmane, eto ty postavila chto-by potkolot? :lol: mne, vse ponyatno) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 Bocmana, ne interesuyut zhenshiny kotore narisovany na stenah, dazhe hot esli ona kak zhyvaya . My lyubim goryachih, nastoyashih... nam kartinki zachem? My zhy ne pehota Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobo dzadza Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 : .. gde zhe v more najdesh nastojashix, da jeshe gorjachix? ..voda tam xolodnaja... .nu vobshem,ti bocman-tebe vidnej ..binokl jest? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 : .. gde zhe v more najdesh nastojashix, da jeshe gorjachix? ..voda tam xolodnaja... .nu vobshem,ti bocman-tebe vidnej ..binokl jest? V more netu (k sozhelinyu, tam i ne do nih)... V portu, v kabakah ih valom! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobo dzadza Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 ..ponjatno, chto na beregu ix valom, no rech idet o more... nu, a jesli v more prispichit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 ..ponjatno, chto na beregu ix valom, no rech idet o more... nu, a jesli v more prispichit? Kogda na sushu zaiezhaem, poteim v more nuzhno pytatsya zderzhevaca... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobo dzadza Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 Kogda na sushu zaiezhaem, poteim v more nuzhno pytatsya zderzhevaca... a vse-taki ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vigen Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 Мне профессия моряков не нравиться они какие то странные, всегда в дали от семьи и т.д. Что заэто работа!? всю жизнь моря ...моря....и еще раз море! мне их жалко! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 a vse-taki ? A vse taki, c'est la vie.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 Мне профессия моряков не нравиться они какие то странные, всегда в дали от семьи и т.д. Что заэто работа!? всю жизнь моря ...моря....и еще раз море! мне их жалко! Nuuuuu nachnem s nochala! 1) Moryak eto ne professiya, a dolzhnost, kotore ya silno polyubil! 2)Bocman uzhe professiya. Da ya 99.99% nahozhus v more, eli v drugih mestah v mire, mne nravilas, nravica do seh por brodit'! 3)Nado byt' ostorozhnem kogda govorish moryak, tembole sevodnya. Est' raznye professie... ne kazhdy mozhet byt v more bole 3-4 mesyacav! eto ne leghko! Poetamu dlya nekotoryh (kotoryh ya ne shitayu moryakov) sdelana robota na sushe... tipa za computarami sedet, eli tam chertit (Tuftoi zanimaca..). 4) Moryakov zhalet' ne nado! Ot sem'e ya daleko, che mogu teper delat?! Zhizn takaya, ya ee vybral! Lyublyu, ne zhaluyus. U menya slava Bogu poka net detei, i ne zhenat! Chto-by osuzhdat' moryakov, nuzhno im byt'... ochen' tezhalo opsuzhat, esli ty eto ne prozhyl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FiLakia Posted June 5, 2003 Report Share Posted June 5, 2003 Dear Emmanuel lol Spasibo za otveti na moi voprosi:)) A slova te "staromodnie" nas uchil nash prepod po morskomu pravu, vot! Mojet do nas eshyo ne doshlo shtUrman a ne shtyurman lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobo dzadza Posted June 5, 2003 Report Share Posted June 5, 2003 a vse-taki ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2003 a vse-taki ? A vse taki, c'est la vie.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Posted June 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2003 Dear Emmanuel lol Spasibo za otveti na moi voprosi:)) A slova te "staromodnie" nas uchil nash prepod po morskomu pravu, vot! Mojet do nas eshyo ne doshlo shtUrman a ne shtyurman lol Che smeshnova ? vrode ne chego takova ne govoril vam, madam... Da ladno tebe vrat', nashet Shtyurmana... konchai valit na uchitila vse... Vina tvoya esli ne tak uslyshala.. Takoe oshushenie, chto na te voprosy, ty otvety znala ... Did U try to test me? :-" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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