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> CORPORATE LESSON # 1

>

> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing

> up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing

> over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,

> quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens

the

> door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.

> Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that

> towel

> that you have on".

>

> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and

> stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few

> seconds,hands over $ 800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about

> her good

> fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.

> > > > > >

> When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the Shower "Who

> was that?"

> "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

> "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes

me?"

>

> MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your

> stakeholders

> to prevent avoidable exposure!

>

>

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> CORPORATE LESSON # 2

>

> A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he

> stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and

> crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The

> priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,

> he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and

> immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

>

> The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced

> himself to

> remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes

> from her leg.

>

> Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

> The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

>

> Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."

> Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance

> and went on her way.

>

> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible

> and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up,

> you will find glory."

>

> MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or,you might

> miss great opportunities!

>

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> CORPORATE FINDING

>

> Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally play

> football;

> the middle level managers are more interested in tennis and

> the top management usually has a preference for Golf.

>

> FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.

>

>

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