about sex

[Kontiky]

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner

together in a Small

tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do

you remember the

first

time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went

behind this

tavern

where you leaned against the fence and I made love to

you from behind?"

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there

again and we can

do it

for old time's sake."

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good

idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth

listening to all

his, and

having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to

see this...two

old-timers

having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on

them so's there's

no

trouble.'

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning

on each Other

for

support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to

the back of The

tavern

and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts

her skirt, Takes

her

knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She

turns around And

as she

hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the

watching

Policeman has

ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like

18-year-olds. This Goes on

for

about thirty minutes! She's yellling, "Ohhhh, God!"

He's Hanging on to

her

hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex

imaginable. Finally,

they

both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned

something about Life

that he

didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged

parents and Wonders

whether

they still have sex like this. After about half an

hour of Lying on the

ground

recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and

Put their clothes

back

on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly

amazing, he Was

going

like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was

something else, you Must

have

been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you

manage it? You Must

have had

a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of

secret?"

"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that

fifty years ago

that

damn fence wasn't electric."

[Laura Barsegyan]

:lol:

Не ожидала такого завершения истории!!!