KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Ударился, упав с вершины мира... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Уж если я беру, то за живое... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Улыбка - понятие растяжимое. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Умело брошеный окурок может стать причиной пожара! :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Умом ты можешь не блистать, но сапогом блистать обязан! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Устав нyжен для того, чтобы не дyмать... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Женщина никогда не знает, что она хочет, но не успокоится, пока этого не добьется. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Любовница от первого брака. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Борьба за мир - это как секс за девственность. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Hа интересной работе и сны интересные видишь. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Белая и пушистая - это на самом деле седая и волосатая. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Мы должны постоять за себя, полежать за других. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Что такое 90-60-90 ? - Езда в городе мимо гаишника :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Утpо вечеpа бодyнее.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Утро добрым не бывает. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Уходя, гасите всех. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ученые доказали - Бога и Деда Мороза не существует! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ученье - свет, а за свет надо платить. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ученье - свет, а неученых - тьма! Ученье - свет, а неученье - армия. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ученье - свет, а неученье - приятный полумрак Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ученье свет, а неученье - чуть свет и на работу... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Фидо - творение природы. Оно же символ бытия. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Фортуна чаще всего улыбается тому, кого не замечает Фемида. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Херомантия - название презерватива в древней Греции. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Хозяйство вести - не плавом трясти. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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