ArmanNL Posted November 8, 2003 Report Share Posted November 8, 2003 Computer Viruses Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files. Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. Titanic Virus (a strain of the Lewinsky) - Your whole computer goes down. Disney Virus - Everything in your computer goes Goofy. Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back. Lorena Bobbit Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,then discards it through Windows. Viagra Virus (opposite of the Bobbit) - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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