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  1. lvboy

    Анекдоты

    Дочка спрашивает мать: - Мама, что такое любовь? - Дочка, любовь придумали армяни, чтоб денег не платить.
  2. lvboy

    Анекдоты

    A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he would use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in "P-e-n-i-s". His wife fell of her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED NOT LONG ENOUGH :lol:
  3. А я встречу Новый Год в Лас Вегасе, потому что я здесь живу.
  4. Prvil'no, New York toje chudni gorod, ya tam bil 9 let nazad i tol'ko na 2 dnia. a vot v Atlantic City ya ne bil.
  5. А я вот в этом чудном городе и живу.
  6. Smally, what is the price in LA today? It went up in Vegas again by $0.15.
  7. I know (Жил в Глендейле почти 7 лет). That is one of the reasons I moved to Vegas. So, what city are you in?
  8. I live in Las Vegas. Are you in Glendale?
  9. Oh, that's for sure. Dirty politicians. Do you think it's gonna go even higher?
  10. It's not that bad for LA. Usually it is about $.30 higher in LA than in las vegas, and it's currently $2.37 in vegas. I think the gas price went up because of holidays (high demand).
  11. Мой самый любимый праздник. Встречу Новый Год 2006-2007 в Лас Вегасе.
  12. Smally, is it $2.43 in los angeles area?
  13. NEW YORK (CNN/Money) – Gasoline prices in the United States, which have recently hit record highs, are actually much lower than in many countries. Drivers in some European cities, like Amsterdam and Oslo, are paying nearly 3 times more than those in the U.S. Netherlands Amsterdam $6.48 Norway Oslo $6.27 Italy Milan $5.96 Denmark Copenhagen $5.93 Belgium Brussels $5.91 Sweden Stockholm $5.80 United Kingdom London $5.79 Germany Frankfurt $5.57 France Paris $5.54 Hey guys, I think we're still in good shape.
  14. It would be terrific, but I don't think that's going to happen
  15. How high did it go in Cali? It is about $2.35 in Nevada.
  16. lvboy

    Анекдоты

    Ապարանցին երեխու հետ գնում է ամերիկա ու հետը մի հատ դդում է տանում: Սահմանապահն ասում է - Կամ դդումը կարող եք տանել, կամ էլ երեխուն: Որոշեք, ի՞նչն եք ուզում տանել: - Իհարկե դդումն եմ ուզում տանեմ: - Բա երեխա՞ն: - Երեխան ոչինչ, դրա սերմից ունեմ:
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