KNYAZ Posted March 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Периоды зачатия инетчика: 1. Connect 2. Download 3. Disconnect 4. UnZip (Estimated time: 9 месяцев: Вот так то!!! :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nissanov Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Разговоры о конце света,идут с самого его начала. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Если с первого раза у вас ничего не получилось - парашютный спорт не для вас. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Художественный фильм: <Приключение Электроника, или Детство Терминатора>. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Никогда не обманываете женщин по мелочам. Берегите силы на главное. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Библия учит любить ближнего своего, а Кама-Сутра объясняет, как именно. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Она была девушкой моей мечты. Пока я не узнал мечту моей девушки. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 В каждом возрасте свои прелести, а в молодости еще и чужие. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Любовь помогает убить время, время помогает убить любовь. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Чем больше смотрю в зеркало, тем больше верю Дарвину. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Тяжело в лечении - легко в раю. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Сапер ошибается дважды. Первый раз - при выборе профессии. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Интернет, как и смерть - забирает лучших. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armenia Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 В тюрьме столько не сидят, сколько вы в интернете... :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Сделай доброе дело и оно тебя достанет! :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Сделал дело - вымой тело. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Сделал дело - слезай с тела. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Сделал дело, вот и отвечай смело! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Сейчас поем, и сразу стану милым... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Секс - не повод для знакомства.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Секс без дивчины - признак дурачины. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Семеро одного найдут. Семеро одного не бьют. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Семь раз об дверь, один раз об рельс. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Семь раз отпей - один раз отъешь. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KNYAZ Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Скажите, Вы в мультфильмах не снимались? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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