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mdaaa, doyti do finala i proigrat'... neveselo:)

a u menya ne podklyuchilsya

predlagayu svoyu kandidaturu v nominaciyax "Националист Форума - 2003" i "ЧЮ Форума - 2003" (чел. с лучшим чувством юмора), smotrite skol'ko anekdotov ot menya v anekdotax:)))))

kchemu eti slovari??? s nami ved' mozhno tak legko...)) :lol: :lol:

mne tozhe:)

a ya znal tol'ko o Strychnos toxifera i Strychnos igantii:)))) t@ znaesh' pro eti rasteniya bol'she, chem ya:)))kstati, Talambay, kak sdelat', chtob bukv@ b@li bol'she, a eti chertov@ sxem@ ne znachilis' tam, znaesh' gde...? t@ vidish' u menya "Sar@ sarin handipum e tarin mek angam..."? vot tam.

da, poka ne v play-off popali, no budem nadeyat'sya, chto nashi budut tam:) vse-taki prekrasno s@grali, predstavlyaete, takaya zbornaya, kak Francia-ne v@shla iz grupp@!!!

da, nu togda ya bol'she ne imeyu nikakogo predstavleniya, otkuda mozhno dostat' etu xarakteristiku:( u menya ved' netu...a strixnin-eto yad, ne znal? a vsyakiy yad vozmozhno, esli pravil'no vse sdelat', upotreblyat' kak v medicinskix, tak i v bolee in@x celyax:)

Abstract The attempted elaboration of the pentacyclic skeleton of Strychnos indole alkaloids by a Pummerer-initiated sequential closure of C and E rings from a 2-(3-indolyl)piperidine-4-acetate derivative bearing a 2-(phenylsulfinyl)ethyl chain on the piperidine nitrogen is described. An indolo[3,2-a]quinolizidine, resulting from the direct attack of the intermediate thionium ion on the 2 position of the heterocycle, is obtained instead. Keywords: Indoloquinolizidine; Pummerer reaction; palladium(0)-cross coupling; electrophilic substitution on indoles; Strychnos alkaloids. pro eto?:)no slushay, kchemu te eto? mozhet t@ narkoman?))

Abstract The attempted elaboration of the pentacyclic skeleton of Strychnos indole alkaloids by a Pummerer-initiated sequential closure of C and E rings from a 2-(3-indolyl)piperidine-4-acetate derivative bearing a 2-(phenylsulfinyl)ethyl chain on the piperidine nitrogen is described. An indolo[3,2-a]quinolizidine, resulting from the direct attack of the intermediate thionium ion on the 2 position of the heterocycle, is obtained instead. Keywords: Indoloquinolizidine; Pummerer reaction; palladium(0)-cross coupling; electrophilic substitution on indoles; Strychnos alkaloids. pro eto?

http://www.arkat-usa.org/ark/journal/2004/...M-755K/755K.htm okay, posmotri zdes':) mozhet naydesh' che te nado:)

okay, shyas budet perevod, nichego ne v@shlo:))) Sargis Sarkissyan, v pare s italyanskim tenisistom A. Lamruco prazdnoval svoyu pervuyu pobedu v KUBKE KREMLYA! oni nanesli porazhenie ZVEZDNOY pare Kafel'nikov-Yuzhni. kstati, Sarkissyan s pobed@ nachal i neparn@e v@stuplenia:)

molodc@ rebyata, nadeyus' i francuz@, i Bosnia Gercogovina ne budut dlya nas nepreodolimim@ sopernikami:))))

ya i sam vizhu, chto nicherta ne vidno:))))shyas budet vidno:))) ê.ê³ñ·ëÛ³ÝÇ ³é³çÇÝ Ñ³ÕóݳÏÁ §Îñ»ÙÉÇ ·³í³ÃǦ Ùñó³ß³ñáõÙ ê³ñ·Çë ê³ñ·ëÛ³ÝÁ Çï³É³óÇ ².ȳÙñáõóáÛÇ Ñ»ï ½áõÛ·áõÙ Çñ ³é³çÇÝ Ñ³ÕóݳÏÝ ¿ ï³ñ»É ØáëÏí³ÛáõÙ Ù»ÏݳñÏ³Í Ã»ÝÇëÇ §Îñ»ÙÉÇ ·³í³ÃǦ Ùñó³ß³ñáõÙ: Üñ³Ýù ѳÕÃ»É »Ý èáõë³ëï³ÝÇ ºí·»ÝÇ Î³ý»ÉÝÇÏáí-ØÇ˳ÛÇÉ ÚáõÅÝÇ §³ëïÕ³ÛÇݦ ½áõÛ·ÇÝ: ÐÇß»óÝ»Ýù, áñ ßí»Ûó³ñ³Ñ³Û سñÇ-³Û³Ý» ØÇù³Û»ÉÛ³ÝÁ »õ ³ñ·»ÝïÇÝ³Ñ³Û ¸³íÇà ܳɵ³Ý¹Û³ÝÁ íݳëí³ÍùÝ»ñÇ å³ï׳éáí ѳݹ»ë ã»Ý ·³ÉÇë ³Ûë Ùñó³ß³ñáõÙ:

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Маленький мальчик нашел пулемет, Больше в деревне никто неживет, Только осталась бабка Матрена, Жаль на нее нехватило патрона! nu esli francuzu mozhno fludit'...

HEY, REBYATA, ET ZHE MOI ANEKDOT@!!!!!! Francuz, ved' vse eto b@lo uzhe v anekdotax!!! ya samolichno, uzhe nedalya kak, skachal etix i pomestil v anekdotax!!!! kuda v@ smotrite?

As'ka est': 163626172 KURARE v kakom kolichestve soderzhatsya gde?v pomidore, v chlovecheskom organizme, gde?v vide chego?

a v@ znaete, u nas v Vanadzore poyavilis' mormon@, nexoroshie lyudi, rediski slovom!!! oni vezde taskayut s soboy bol'shie ryukzaki, odet@ v beloe, prekrasno govoryat po armyanski... poydu angliyskiy u nix uchit', mozhet prevrashchu neskol'kix k apostolskoy cerkvi?:) :lol:

i tak b@lo, i tak:) no menya obman@vali gorazdo chashche:) :lol:

o chem rech'? rad budu pomoch', no kak, esli ne znayu o chem rech'?

hm, ya chustvuyu dolyu vrazhdebnosti v tvoem obrashchenii ko mne, Angelochek:(:(rad budu, esli nepravil'no ulovil:) a zhenshen'- et drugoe delo, pro chudotvorn@e ee kachestva m@ znaem tol'ko iz basen kitaycev, okay? i bezprikoslovno verit' kitaycam ya ne sovetuyu nikomu:) chto poleznaya travka-ne budu osparivat', no takaya poleznaya, kak dverdyat? vot naprimer t@ verish' v chudotvorn@e kachestva produkcii VISION? :lol:

pro zhenshen'-et drugoe, Angelochek, i potom, ya pochustvoval dolyu vrazhd@ v tvoem obrashchenii ko mne, rad budu, esli ya ne prav:) zhansheni buzhich hatkutyunner@ daje apacucvats chen, miayn chinacineri kartsiqov e, vor da shat ogtakar e, okay? ogtakarn ogtakar e, bayc aynqan, inchqan nerkayacnum en????a T2 verish' v chudotvorn@e kachestva produktov firm@ VISION? bezprekoslovno???

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