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  1. Armineke

    Анекдоты

    Mi kin galisa bzhshki mot te; Bzhishk ,eresis mazer en sksel achel dzens koshtacela u vaabshe txamardkain ha tkutyunner em sksel dzerg berel.Bzhishqy te:YAAAAA.Hivandy te:YAAAAA U K****is GLUX.
  2. Armineke

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    Ai axper dzhan ba et masin shut aseir eli.Imanai 40 tarekanics heto mi or el chei qni :lol:
  3. Armineke

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    Ai axper dzhan es mer chachanak quirikin menq bari gisher asel enq vor gnac qnelu?
  4. Armineke

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    Iz serii korotkix anekdotov:Van' ,a VAN'.Sho? ESHO!TY SHO? A SHO????
  5. Armineke

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    Abarancin mtnuma internet u minchev esor durs chi galis.
  6. Armineke

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    Meky galisa bzhshki mot te:axr shat em cxum vonc anem vor targem cxely?Bzhishky te:pachkait mechi amen mi sigarety filtri koxmic mtcra qamakt u noric dir pachkaid mech.Amen angam erb cxel uzenas ,vor hishes vortex es mtcrel el ches uzena cxel u tenc ktarges cxely.Mi ar zhamanak heto hivandy galise bzhshki mot te:Bzhishk es qo arac fokusy qo dury ekav?Bzhishky te :incha ai txa ches targel cxely???To bzhishk dzhan cxely targelem eee ED SIGARETNERY QAMAKS MTCNEL U HANELY CHEM KARUM TARGEM AI AXPER DZHAN!!!!!!!!
  7. Armineke

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    Esel em sksel nran sirel Bayc ch havatal U menya s nei krovnaya vrazhda :lol: Bayc meka sirum em inch anem?
  8. Armineke

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    Saharyan dzhan vse oni ochen i ochen' starye.No oni i mnogie drugie /yst is/vxodyat v zolotuyu kopilku i vremya ot vremeni o nix kto to dolzhen napominat'
  9. Armineke

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    Axpornel en asum:axper dzan ,aziz dzan!!!!EXAV Chachanak dzhan
  10. Armineke

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    Azer sprashivaet u russkogo :slushai pochemu eto u armyan est' armyanskoe radio ,a u nas net.Russkii otvechaet :slushai ya ne znayu, vot seychas ostanovlyu pervogo popavshego armyanina i kazhdomu iz vas zadam odin i tot zhe voprps i my vse posmotrim,kak vy otvetite.Snachala sprashivaet u azera:Dopustim chto ty i armyanin druz'a detstva i ochen' dorozhite drug drugom .Vy idyote po pustyne i yadovitaya zmeya kusaet za chlen armyanina,chto ty budesh delat'?Ochen' dolgo podumav azer otvechaet:v meste ukusa zmei sdelayu nadrez i VYSOSU ves' yad.Na Tot zhe vopros/sootvetstvuyushe menyayas' rolyami/Pervyi popavshiisya armyanin otvechaet:Vo pervyx Yadovitaya zmeya vyshe kolen ne mozhet ukusit',vo vtoryx esli u etogo azera takoi DLINNYI CHLEN TO PUSKAI I ON SAM VYSOSET ETOD YAD Posle takogo otveta russkomu bylo nechego otvechat' azeru
  11. Armineke

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    Saharyan dzhan dlya tebya starayus'!!!! Du menak teman tur qashvi xrax
  12. Armineke

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    U armyanskogo radio sprashivayut:cht takoe gryzuny i kak s nimi borot'sya?Otvet:Vo pervyx ne gryzuny ,a gruziny ,vo vtoryx s nimi ne borot'sya ,a unichtozhat' nado
  13. Daloi qitnery ARACHINY bolor REVOLYUCIANNERI mech mtcnox ARMYAN.Ete shat xeloq enk /vory karox e yuraqanchyuris tval/ari mtnenq xolodil'niky/sarcarany/u miqich sary datenq HA!!!!!!! Por cenq voch te flagman /arachnek/linel bolor revolyucianerum/kurcqy xpelov te amenaxeloqy menq enq/Ail urishneri sxalnery tesnelov chshkrid ev ansxal arach sharzhvel.
  14. Всех турок не пере***шь, но стремится к этому надо!! Но только с г*****ом!!!!!
  15. Armineke

    Терпение

    Mne kazhetsya eato oni tebya terpeli
  16. Мы в 10000000000000 раз слабее вас, я выдал вам истинную картину нашего могушества и секреты нашей армии. начиная с сегодняшнего дня я нестерпением буду ждать когда вы воспользуетесь данной информацией! :lol:
  17. Kushat' lyublyu,A TAK NEEEET!!!!!!!
  18. V nashe vremya /ya arxitektor/ kazhdyi iz nas staralsya nauchit' kollegu vsemu tomu chto my znali.Seichas usloviya pomenyalis'.I esli kto to shtoto znaet on ne s bol' shoi oxotoi i s chistym serdcem budet delitsya s kollegoi.Eto i est' bich kapitalizma gde vsyo diktuetsya vlast'yu DENEG/DYAVOL'SKIX/!!!!Poetomu pervoe obrazovanie,chto my dolzhny dat' svoim detyam eto zhizn' po zakonam BOZHIM!!!!A vse ostal'nye instituty tol'ko mogut dopolnit' skazannoe vyshe.Po moemu glubokumu ubezhdeniyu xorosho zhit' ne zapretish no NE V DEN'GAX SCHASTIE!!!!!!!
  19. Armineke

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    Mer gzhanoc ashxarhum nman gzher tox shat linen!!!! arandznapes POLITIKAYUM
  20. Armineke

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    Mi mardu meqenayi hetevi aky yndacqi zhamanak trnuma andundy.Haziv kangnacnelov meqenan na porcuma /zapas/aky texadrel, bayc boltery chi karoxanum gtnel. nstum e u shivarac chi imanum te inch ani Ayd ameny katarvum e mi gzhanoci harevanutyamb,vortex mi gizh parispi vra nstac tesnum e ayd ameny ev asum e:Axper dzhan inches shivarel amen mnacac akeric vor mi bolt hanes karox es ayd zapas aky ereq boltov havaqes ev tex hasnes!!!!Ayd mardy harcnum e:axper dzhan ba du gizh ches??????Dimaciny patasxanum e :Axper dzhan es GIZH EM ,bayc HO AXMAX EL CHEM!!!!!!
  21. Armineke

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    Prishli domoi k evreyu iz KGB;Zravstyui Abram nam izvestno v tebya doma zoloto spryatano!!!.Zdxaystvuite dorogie esli vam nuzhno zoloto vy i ishite!!!Chekisty porylis' vezde nichego ne obnaruzhili tol'ko posredine komnaty pod kovrilom potainoi lyuk.Abram anula otkroite!!!!Vam nado? vy i otkxivaite!!Oni ele ele lomikom otkryli lyuk ,a ta rzhavye bolt s gaikoi.Abram razvinti!!!!Vam nado? vy ixazvinchivayte!!!!Ele ele so svarochnym apparatom im udalos' srezat' bolt i;;;;; uslyshali sil'nyi groxot Abram ,chto eto za groxot????DA NICHEGO OSOBENNOGO,NE BESPOKOITES' I PXODOLZHAITE VASHU XABOTU ETO PXOSTO LYUSTXA V KINOTEATXE /kotoraya pod nami/UPALA!
  22. Armineke

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    Mi milica ira vochxari het taxsi a nstum.Taqsisty te:axper es shant ures tanum?Milicen te:ynker es shun chi vochxara!Taxsisty te:Ay axmax, qez ov harc tvec vor hla patasxanumeles?????
  23. Armineke

    Анекдоты

    Meky bzhshkin te:bzhishk,hangamanqners cavum en'cavy voterics sksvum e talis e mechqis ,talis e glxis ushqs gnum e ynknum em.bzhishky znnum e ev dexer e nshanakum.Mi shabat heto galis e aycelutyan.Bzhishk dexert chen ognum,cavy aveli uzhexacel e ?eli sksvuma voteric talisa mechkis talisa glxis ushqs gnum ynknum em.Bzhishky asum e vor da shat progresiv hivandutyun e miak michocy arnandamt heracneln e.De inch arac hamadzaynvum e . Lriv aroxchacac mi or voroshum e gnal shalvar patvirel.Dercaky te:axper chan arnandamt dzax es gcum te ach.?Sa amachum vo chishty asi asuma :De varpet meka vonc sirtd talisa ytenc el cevi.Varpety te:axper dzan es mkraty es ktory asa te vor koxm es gcum vor chisht dzevem.Sa eli amacheluc asuma varpet dzevi vonc kuzes.Varpety te:Axper dzhan asa ete sxal dzevem CAVY SKZBIC KTA VOTERIT HETO MECHKIT HETO GLXIT HETO EL USHQT KETA KYNGNES GETNIN!!!!!!
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