LOUIS V* Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Встань, когда с тобой разговаривает подпоручик! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 А он на зеркале голую женщину нарисовал. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
koglian Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 А он на зеркале голую женщину нарисовал. причём - помадой! :lol: "Джентльмены удачи" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
koglian Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 А в Тбилиси есть розовый крокодил? Нее, "в Тбилиси есть зилиёни?.....в Ереване тоже нет..." "Мимино" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
koglian Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Ты на что царская морда намекаешь? "И.В.М.П" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
koglian Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 извините ваше высочество, языками не владеем "И.В.М.П." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
koglian Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Ты этот виноград сажал, ты этот виноград пахал..?? Дословно: "Ты его сажал?... Ты его пахал?" "Отец солдата" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stefi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Встань, когда с тобой разговаривает подпоручик! "Белое солнце пустыни" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stefi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 А как правильно пишется, "Облигация" или "Аблигация". "Место встречи изменить нельзя" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Киса, скажите как художник художнику, вы рисовать умеете? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Кони пьяные, а хлопцы запряженные. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Этот май весельчак, этот май чародей. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 - Дали, дорогой дали! -Что дали? -2Б дали.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 По утрам шампанское пьют только аристократы и дегенераты. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Когда у себя на родине бензин ослиной мачой разбавлял, о детей не думал.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Там арматурная, я вчера видел как оттуда арматуру брали. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Извините, церковь тоже я разрушил? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Сядем все! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Этот плохой человек Василий Алибабаевич батарею мне на ногу бросил. Падла. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Не путай Филосоув, детям мороженое а его бабе цветы. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LOUIS V* Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Однако! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stefi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Киса, скажите как художник художнику, вы рисовать умеете? "12 стульев" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stefi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Этот май весельчак, этот май чародей. "12 стульев" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stefi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 - Дали, дорогой дали! -Что дали? -2Б дали.... "Мимино" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stefi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 По утрам шампанское пьют только аристократы и дегенераты. "Бриллиантовая рука" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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