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An Armenian, a Georgian, and a black man


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An Armenian, a Georgian, and a black man are in a hospital.

All of their wives are about to deliver.

They are nervous and anxious and talking to each other to calm down.

After a while the doctor walks in and announces that all of their

wives gave birth to healthy baby boys all within minutes of each

other.

The men start celebrating and congratulating each other, but then

the doctor says, "But I have a bit of bad news", the men fall

silent. He continues, "The nurse got confused and we don't know

which boy belongs to whom".

At that the Armenian man runs into the maternity ward and grabs the

black baby screaming, "This one is mine!"

The doctor runs after him and says, "But sir, both you and your wife

are white."

The Armenian man looks at him and replies, "Listen, one of the other

two is Georgian, I am NOT taking any chances!"

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Ես լսել եմ նույն անեկդոտը հակառակ ձևով՝

Վրացին վերցնում է սև երեխային և փախնում:

Բժիշկը գոռում է հետևից՝

- Բայց սա ձեր երեխան չի:

- Ինչ ուզում է լինի, մենակ... :)

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Ну да, я тоже млыщел этот анекдот, и он, на самом деле, звучит наоборот - это грузин берет темнокожего ребенка, а на вопрос доктора отвечает: "главное что не Армянин", ну или что-то в этом роде.

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