СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Mi mard ereq tgh a unenum, voroshum a mi orum amusnatsni. Asum a_" Tgheq jan, araji gisher@ vor amen inch lav verjana, dran vra kgreq GOL", asum en _"Ha her jan". Gisher@ es her@ antsnum a spalnineri demov tenum a poqr tghu dran vra grats a GOL, antsnum a antsnum tenum a mijnek tghu dran vra el grats GOL, hasnum a mets tgh dran dem@ tenum a grats a "Dashti khonavuyan patcharov khagh@ hetadzgvum e "... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Axpornel en asum:axper dzan ,aziz dzan!!!!EXAV Chachanak dzhan Mer chachanakn a eli, vor chachanakutyun chani chi lini ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 :lol: Хорошие анекдоты знаешь ... :lol: Saharyan dzhan vse oni ochen i ochen' starye.No oni i mnogie drugie /yst is/vxodyat v zolotuyu kopilku i vremya ot vremeni o nix kto to dolzhen napominat' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Hamadzayn em Armineke jan ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Mer chachanakn a eli, vor chachanakutyun chani chi lini ... Esel em sksel nran sirel Bayc ch havatal U menya s nei krovnaya vrazhda :lol: Bayc meka sirum em inch anem? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Armineke jan du im verjin anekdot@ hastsrir kardas, ej@ pokhvets gutse ches nkatel ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Meky galisa bzhshki mot te:axr shat em cxum vonc anem vor targem cxely?Bzhishky te:pachkait mechi amen mi sigarety filtri koxmic mtcra qamakt u noric dir pachkaid mech.Amen angam erb cxel uzenas ,vor hishes vortex es mtcrel el ches uzena cxel u tenc ktarges cxely.Mi ar zhamanak heto hivandy galise bzhshki mot te:Bzhishk es qo arac fokusy qo dury ekav?Bzhishky te :incha ai txa ches targel cxely???To bzhishk dzhan cxely targelem eee ED SIGARETNERY QAMAKS MTCNEL U HANELY CHEM KARUM TARGEM AI AXPER DZHAN!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Mi mard ereq tgh a unenum, voroshum a mi orum amusnatsni. Asum a_" Tgheq jan, araji gisher@ vor amen inch lav verjana, dran vra kgreq GOL", asum en _"Ha her jan". Gisher@ es her@ antsnum a spalnineri demov tenum a poqr tghu dran vra grats a GOL, antsnum a antsnum tenum a mijnek tghu dran vra el grats GOL, hasnum a mets tgh dran dem@ tenum a grats a "Dashti khonavuyan patcharov khagh@ hetadzgvum e "... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Armineke Две черепахи по северному полюсу ползут, одна другой говорит: - Ну че, Василий Иванович, может Снежную Королеву трахнем? Вторая: - Хорош, Петька, старика Хотабыча уже трахнули... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Abarancin mtnuma internet u minchev esor durs chi galis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 [ Iz serii korotkix anekdotov:Van' ,a VAN'.Sho? ESHO!TY SHO? A SHO???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Es aparantsun asum en ashkhari verjn a, tun@ tsakhum a gnum a Rusastan ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Ai axper dzhan es mer chachanak quirikin menq bari gisher asel enq vor gnac qnelu? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Ai axper dzhan es mer chachanak quirikin menq bari gisher asel enq vor gnac qnelu? Togh qni vor shut metsana. Hamel sents sirum en, vor menq u meronq enq mnum ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Ai axper dzhan ba et masin shut aseir eli.Imanai 40 tarekanics heto mi or el chei qni :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
СААРЯН Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Ai axper dzhan ba et masin shut aseir eli.Imanai 40 tarekanics heto mi or el chei qni :lol: vaaaay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 vaaaay Mi kin galisa bzhshki mot te; Bzhishk ,eresis mazer en sksel achel dzens koshtacela u vaabshe txamardkain ha tkutyunner em sksel dzerg berel.Bzhishqy te:YAAAAA.Hivandy te:YAAAAA U K****is GLUX. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 [ Abarancu arachi harsanyakan gisherna.Hairy voch mi dzayn chi lsum anhangstutyunic dran hetevic harcnuma.Hy ay txa inch exav ?Txan te:ai her chi mtnum!Hairy te txa dzhan koxqt 5 litranocov liqy smetani banka ka smetan qsi kmtni!Eli voch mi dzen chi galis.Hery te: inch exav ay txa ?Txen te :to ay her chi mtnum!!!!!.hery te:to ay txa ur chi mtnum ?????AY HERS SMETANI BANKEN EL CHI MTNUM!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JazzVaz Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Abarancin &anjin gitek vonca spanum? Vopshem, sakh @ntanikov @ng@Num en &anji hetevic.. mi 3 jam larum en es komic enkom michev es &anj@ k@rtnum l@riv jura darnum Heto vraz patuhaner@ bacum en ( skvaznyak) &anj@ tokeri borbokuma stanum u satkuma Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chachanak Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 (edited) Esel em sksel nran sirel Bayc ch havatal U menya s nei krovnaya vrazhda :lol: Bayc meka sirum em inch anem? Inchu xoskis havatasir, achkeris du chhavatatsir :lol: :lol: :lol: Edited June 4, 2004 by chachanak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David-Mavid Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Abarancin &anjin gitek vonca spanum? Vopshem, sakh @ntanikov @ng@Num en &anji hetevic.. mi 3 jam larum en es komic enkom michev es &anj@ k@rtnum l@riv jura darnum Heto vraz patuhaner@ bacum en ( skvaznyak) &anj@ tokeri borbokuma stanum u satkuma :lol: Kam el tarakannerin shkafi taken kshum saghin, u shkafi votnera ktrumen :lol: Abarancin ttua dnum.... 3 amsic heto bacuma tenuma ttvela dena gcum :lol: Abarancin matic push@ hanum... tenuma aruna galis pusha ed texna dnum :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chachanak Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Ai axper dzhan es mer chachanak quirikin menq bari gisher asel enq vor gnac qnelu? а анекдоты у вас, вульгарные Quote Link to post Share on other sites
avjyan Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Пошли как-то отец с сыном на охоту на медведя Пришли в лес, нашли берлогу и стали выгонять медведя Вылазит медведь с просонья злой и с яростным рычанием бросается на сына. Сын с перепугу бросается на первое попавшееся дерево и начинает на него лезть, медведь за ним Сын кричит: - Батя стреляй. Отец прицелился и отстрелил медведю правое яйцо Медведь рассвирипел и с большим зверством продолжает ползти вверх Сын кричит: - Батя, ну стреляй же. Отец прицелился и отстрелил медведю левое яйцо медведь еще больше обозлился, медвежат то уже не будет, но продолжает ползти за сыном. Сын кричит: - Батя, ну стреляй же. Отец прицелился и кричит: - Сынок, сейчас я ему член отстрелю А сын в ответ: - Папа, стреляй в голову я по глазам вижу он не трах.тся лезет Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 а анекдоты у вас, вульгарные Ya rad chto i vul'garnye anekdoty vam nravyatsya Vot vam eshe odin Lekziya v med institute na temu o polovyx snosheniyax profesor-sushestvuyut 100 sposobov polovogo snosheniya student/perebivaya/-ne 100 a 101 prpfesor-bardanik ne meshaite provedeniyu lekcii!Itak sushestvuet 100 sposobov.. Vardanik-101 profesor dzhan profesor-vyidite iz auditorii Vardanik!!!! profesor -itak sushestvuyut 100 sposobov polovogo snosheniya sposob pervyi eto sposob lezha zenshina s nizu muzhchina s verxu VArdanik otkryvaet dveri i krichit--A ETO 102 oi gospodin prifesor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armineke Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Haykakan radioin harcnumen-inchia axchikneri tutuzi gicy vertikal ayl vochte horizonakan?Patasxan-VOR VAZELUC CAP CH TA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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